Friday, April 3, 2009

What The MLM Companies WON"T Tell You What They are Doing!

From JoAnn Donahue

Some guy called me
He said, "I heard the 1-800 line and liked it."

I said, "which one?"
He said, "1-800-772-9781 EXT 44"

I said, "How did you get the 1-800?"
He said, "I saw your BIZ card at Barnes and Nobles."

I said, "what BOOK did you FIND my card in?"
He said, "THE SECRET."

I said, "Oh yeah, I place cards
IN BOOKS on weekends."
he giggled

HE said, "I want your $17.95 package."
*****that includes the shipping*****
I took the tall dark strangers CC card."

I said, "what do you do?"
He said, "I am a TRAIN CONDUCTOR in NEW YORK."

I said, "I bet you see lots of people on trains who HATE their jobs."
He said, "Oh, about 100,000 per day."

I said, "I could load you up with FLYERS and biz cards."
He said, "I know."

I said, "Lets go make $1,000 to $5,000 within the next 30 days."
He said, "thanks, lets make it happen."

I said, "thank you."


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Everyone thinks the ONLY way to build your home biz
is to make VIDEOS.

Not sure where that idea comes from.
People who make VIDEOS are like people who can sing.

Some folks can sing, others can't.

I do STREET SIGNS
I do little dumb biz card prospecting
I do classified ads

people call

people e-mail me

I REFUSE to take their money $
I BEND OVER backwards and SERVE them

I offer FREE FREE BOOKLET
why?

It's the NICE thing to do

I am the FOX
I am patient

I am TEN steps AHEAD of my next meal

I am the HOT FOX ...wink...
I wait and wait
I am TEN steps ahead

I am the HOT FOX...wink...
I am laying little itty bitty FOODS TRAPS
all over the forest

it's funny.

People call me
people e-mail me
People hunt me down

I don't PROSPECT people
THEY HUNT me down

Funny
I have over 2,000 biz cards

Plus I have WEB SITES
Plus I have CLASSIFIED ads
Plus I have STREET SIGNS

My street sign says

Learn How to Make a Lazy $100 to $500 on weekends
the AVERAGE NORMAL GUY can believe that

On-line, everyone says, "make CEO income by dinner time."
Funny. No one BELIEVES that therefore they kind of think

it's all BS hype and is a TOTAL waste of time

Wierd.

The SMALLER the PROMISE the MORE they respond
I want VIDEO people / Lord I LOVE YOU-TUBE!!!

But I also want EVERYONE and everyone can't do
FANCY NET HEAD FANCY INTERNET STUFF

Some guy asked, "Hey JoAnn"

I said

"what."

He said "how did you figure this out"?

I said, "I got the right information
from a guy who already figured it out.

A guy who like many was out here
banging his head against the wall

Saying, "they aren't telling me everything"
"There's more to this game"

He did all the "leg work", he paved the road
and I just had to apply what he taught me"!

I cater to everyone
NOT just fancy types

wierd

My advantage, is that JOANN IS A SIMPLETON
at best, all joann can do is BIZ CARDS
or classified ads or street signs

people I bring in, THEY are often fancy types
not me.

I like dirt simple
Audios

Listen to this guy's Rec. Message.

REC MESSAGE 24 Hrs
1-800-772-9781 EXT 44

Here's To Keeping It Real,
JoAnn Donahue
609-517-5306 (est)

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